First, one of these. Cause you'll sit. For a long time. And you need something lightweight to drag after you when you do move:
I hate beer and I could have handled one. :)
All this being said, I say GOD BLESS AMERICA. How fantastic that we all will wait for hours to vote. How awesome Americans are this involved. How wonderful we are so passionate about this election.
I just hope my guy wins. :)